allthatgoes | If I knew a cow I could ask, I would, but I don't.

Beth's brain wanted to see Garet and Troy dialogue, and mentioned cows and soy milk and Fritos. I got bored. She got this.

- Can they really do that?

- What?

- Can cows really drink soy?

- Well, of course they can, I mean, they can drink whatever you hand them! Or they could if they had hands. ... am I supposed to know more about this?

- You're the studious one, miss Lawyer And Author.

- And you're a creative mastermind. Your point?

- My point is you'd probably know more about cows and soy milk than I would. If someone needed information about diamonds, I'd be your guy. If someone needed information about information, on the other hand ...

- Go Google it, Erskine.

- There's no computer in here.

- I'm sure you'll figure something out.

- Why are we talking about this?

- Because it was on the news, you nudnik, and then you asked me about it. You started this conversation, you should know why we're having it.

- Can I design the layouts for your movie?

- I'm not making a movie.

- You so are!

- My book might become a movie. That doesn't mean I'm making a movie.

- It would still be fun!

- I believe you. How did we get to this topic?

- I got tired of the other one.

- You're impossible.

- I love you too.

- Ew, do not lick me.

- It was all innocent and friendly!

- Watch your mailbox for a harassment suit.

- You're joking, right?

- What do you think?

- I think I'm scared.

- I'm joking.

- Good. Do you think they like it?

- Do I think who likes what?

- Cows. And soy milk. I know they probably like their own milk, plus they drink water, but do you think they like soy milk?

- If I knew a cow I could ask, I would, but I don't.

- Do you have anything here to snack on?

- Do you always have to be snacking on something?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- What?

- I answered your question.

- No, I mean, what do you have?

- There are some Fritos in the kitchen.

- They're so good when they're fresh!

- Yes, Erskine.

- I wonder if cows like fritos.

- Don't talk with your mouth full.

- It's not.

- Not anymore, because you just swallowed.

- Do you think cows like fritos?

- I don't know, Erskine.

- Maybe I should Google it.

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